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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to
happen.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer,
it's probably obsolete.
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The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you least expect to find it.
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When the going gets tough, upgrade.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
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To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even
more human, it is downright natural.
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He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
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If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
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A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely
what you want to do.
