To: Tech Support
To whom it may concern,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention
of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as
DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new,
undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0,
Golf 2.4, and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run
DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of
limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!
Signed,
Jane
Dear Jane:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but it
is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT
package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed
by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot
purge
Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed
to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend
5.0
to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete,
or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program
files
can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited
memory.
Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve
performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Patience 10.1.
Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0
running
smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and
you
will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1,
Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you
for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the
best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this
product!
Sincerely,
Tech Support
