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You'd live in a place where no two people had the same
name.
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You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half
the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.
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Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd
be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you
great AOL 14.4 modems for only $399.99.
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The commute to work is just a double-click away, but
every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks
you back into your yard.
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The local post office would tell your mother you're not
a known resident.
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The local post office won't forward your mail to you
when you move.
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If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week
later with a form letter saying how you "really are important to
us."
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Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the
store by a bouncer screaming, "We're Sorry, This Store is
Temporarily Unavailable"
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Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see
your license tag and laugh at you, behind your back.
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You'd occasionally be sent home during your day by
another bouncer telling you that the city has performed an illegal
operation.
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You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most
new arrivals would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with
garbage, and vacate before sun-up.
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The administration would build a huge, state of the art
park, and allow the kids to play there free, then suddenly start
demanding money.
