I t says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like
but I'm not moving."
It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmers joke. Nothing
happens unless you press the "A" key.)
It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting
error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept
on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
It says: "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." It
means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and
c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."
It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know
darn well there are only 10 disks."
It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "...
However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "...
Indefinitely."
It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: "....
any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or
Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not
getting your work back."
