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AFAIC
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As Far As I'm Concerned
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AISI
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As I See It
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ANFAWFOS
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And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
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ANFAWFOWS
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And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor
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AOL
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Assholes On Line
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ASAP
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As Soon As Possible
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ASAFP
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As Soon As Friggin Possible
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AWGTHTGTTA
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Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
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AWGTHTGTTSA
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Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
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B4
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Before
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BCNU
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Be Seeing You
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BFD
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Big Fucking Deal
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BK
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Bo Knows
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BNF
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Big Name Fan
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BOT
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Back On Topic
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BTSOOM
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Beats The Shit Out Of Me
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BT
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Byte This!
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BTW
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By The Way
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BTWBO
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Be There With Bells On
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CIAO
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Goodbye
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CIS
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CompuServe Information Service
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CMF
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Count My Fingers!
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CTC
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Choaking The Chicken
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CUL
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Catch You Later/See You Later
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CUL8R
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See You Later
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CWYL
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Chat With You Later
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DBEYR
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Don't Believe Everything You Read
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DDD
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Direct Distance Dial
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DHYB
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Don't Hold Your Breath
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DILLIGAD
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Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
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DQYDJ
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Don't Quit You're Day Job
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DYSTSOTT
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Did You See The Size Of That Thing
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FE
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Fatal Error
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FTASB
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Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
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FTL
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Faster Than Light
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FUBAR
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Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
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FUBB
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Fucked Up Beyond Belief
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FWIW
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For What It's Worth
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FYI
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For Your Information
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FYM
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For Your Misinformation
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GE
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GEnie Information Service
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GEE
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No, GTE
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GIGO
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Garbage In, Garbage Out
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GIWIST
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Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
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GR&D
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Grinning Running & Ducking
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HAK
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Hugs And Kisses
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HUYA
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Head Up Your A$$
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HHOK
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Ha Ha, Only Kidding
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HHO1/2K
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Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
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HIOOC
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Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
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HTH
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Hope This Helps
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HUA
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Heads Up, Ace
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IAC
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In Any Case
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IAE
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In Any Event
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IANAL
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I Am Not A Lawyer
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IANAC
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I Am Not A Crook
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IAO
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I Am Outtahere
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IBCNU
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I'll Be Seeing You
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IBTD
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I Beg To Differ
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IFABCTE
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I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
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IITYWTMWYKM
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If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
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IITYWTMWYBMAD
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If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
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IITYWTMWYLMA
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If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
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IIWM
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If It Were Me
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ILSHIBAMF
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I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
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ILSHIBMS
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I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
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IMCO
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In My Considered Opinion
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IMHO
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In My Humble Opinion
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IMNSHO
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In My Not So Humble Opinion
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IMO
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In My Opinion
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INPO
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In No Particular Order
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IOW
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In Other Words
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ISP
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Internet Service Provider
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KISS
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Keep It Simple Stupid
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L8R
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Later
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LD
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Long Distance
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LDTTWA
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Let's Do The Time Warp Again
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LLTA
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Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
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LOL
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Laughing Out Loud
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LSHHTCMS
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Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
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LTIP
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Laughing Till I Puke
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MTFBWY
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May The Force Be With You
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NBFD
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No Big Fucking Deal
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NFW
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No Fucking Way
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NRN
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No Reply Necessary
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NYCFS
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New York City Finger Salute
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OAUS
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On An Unrelated Subject
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OATUS
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On A Totally Unrelated Subject
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OATIS
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On A Totally Irrelevant Subject
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OBTW
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Oh By The Way
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OI
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Operator Indisposed
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OMIK
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Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
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ONNA
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Oh No, Not Again
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ONNTA
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Oh No Not This Again
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OOTC
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Obligatory On Topic Comment
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OTOH
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On The Other Hand
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OTOOH
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On The Other Other Hand
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OTSH
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On The Same Hand
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OWTTE
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Or Words To That Effect
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OZ
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Australia
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PITA
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Pain In The A$$
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PMF
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Pull My Finger
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RBTL
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Read Between The Lines
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RML
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Read My Lips
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RMM
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Read My Mail
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ROTFL
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing
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ROTM
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Right On The Money
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RSN
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Real Soon Now
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RTFM
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Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)
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SH
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Shit Happens
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SH2M
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Shit Happens To Me
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SITD
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Still In The Dark
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SOI
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Sit On It
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SOL
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Shit Outta Luck
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STM
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Spank The Monkey
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SysOp
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System Operator
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SYP
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Send Your Password
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TAFL
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Take A Flying Leap
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TANSTAAFL
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There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
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TDTM
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Talk Dirty To Me
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TFASB
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Time For A Sex Break
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TFN
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Thanks For Nothin'
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TIA
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Thanks In Advance
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TIC
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Tongue In Cheek
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TISEC
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Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
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TLA
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Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
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TM
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Trust Me
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TSR
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Terminate and Stay Resident
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TSR
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Totally Stuck in RAM
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TTT
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That's The Ticket
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TWHAB
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This Won't Hurt A Bit
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VI
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Village Idiot
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WDIPME
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Where Did I Put My Excedrin
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WGAFS
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Who Gives A Flying Squat
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WIT
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Wordsmith In Training
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WMG
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Wheres My Glasses
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WTHDTIM
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What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
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WTSDS
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Where The Sun Don't Shine
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WEB
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World Wide Wait
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WYSIWYG
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What You See Is What You Get
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WYSIUWYW
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What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
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YGBK
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You Gotta Be Kiddin'
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<g>
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Grin
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<G>
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Big Grin
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<s>
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Little shit
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<S>
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Big shit
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<f>
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Little fuck
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<F>
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Big fuck
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<FU>
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obvious
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