10. You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten,
but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house --only
computers with laser printers.
9. You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per
gallon.
8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
automobile tires.
7. You think of the gadgets in your office as
"friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
6. You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look
up your own social security number.
5. On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and
turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading JohnGrisham
novels.
4. The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music
rarely enters your mind.
3. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's
address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two
on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the
breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have
conceded that the first page of any letter you write is letterhead.
2. You have never sat through an entire movie without having
at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
1. You sign Christmas cards by putting :-) next to your
signature.
