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The company CEO has moved from
the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office.
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The manager informs you that
the drinks in the company fridge haven't been free and hands you a
$4,800 Snapple bill.
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The company president asks if
anyone has a problem giving out a little astrological advice over the
phone while they work.
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The head of R&D is
spending more and more time in the park across street with a metal
detector he refers to as his "search engine."
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There's now 10-year-old
Indonesian boys on either side of you assembling Nike running shoes.
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Management is now using copies
of the company prospectus exclusively for rolling papers.
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Next time you see the
company's founder, he is wearing a paper hat and telling you which one
is the Diet Coke.
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The human resources manager
informs you that (though it wasn't spelled out in black and white)
giving conventioneers body massages was indeed implied in your job
description, and that it could also involve a little
"converging," if you know what he means.
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You arrive at work to find
that all the computers have been replaced with Etch-a-Sketches.
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Your boss concedes that he
might be out of his teens before he's able to retire.
