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Enter any 11-digit prime
number to continue.
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Press any key to continue or
any other key to quit.
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Press any key except... no,
No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
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Bad command or file name! Go
stand in the corner.
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This will end your Windows
session. Do you want to play another game?
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Windows message "Error
saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
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This is a message from God
Gates "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
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To "shut down" your
system, type "WIN"
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BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal
port not responding.
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COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert
cup in cup holder and press any key.
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File not found. Should I fake
it? (Y/N)
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Bad or missing mouse. Spank
the cat? (Y/N)
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Runtime Error 6D at 417A32CF
Incompetent User.
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Error reading FAT record. Try
the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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WinErr 16547 LPT1 not found.
Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
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User Error. Replace
user.
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Windows VirusScan 1.0 -
"Windows found. Remove it? (Y/N)"'
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Your hard drive has been
scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are
on the way.
