NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August.
September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it
was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the
road. And it just bought the road.
OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just
sends a message.
Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road,
you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and
dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken,
the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are
chicklets)
Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just
keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web
chicken.
Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs,
but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if
you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side
fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed
probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side
of your course.
Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the
same way we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a
chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken: Waiting for completion of NCI (National
Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished,
assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
