THIS IS A FLAME ____________________________________________________________________________ Dear [x] dork [ ] dummy [ ] ignorant snot [ ] stupid [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [x] idiot[ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard You are being flamed because [x] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [x] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you posted a "test" [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the past week [ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ [ ] you posted some sort of religious junk that doesn't belong in this group [x] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring [x] your mother dresses you funny To recant, you must [x] actually post a humorous article [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to peroffspringopenings [ ] cut your testicles (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] _________________________________________________ Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from the offending behavior that led to this flame. Also, GO AWAY! _____________________________________________________________________________ END FLAME
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