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Why Macs Rule

  • Intel uses Macs

  • PC Week uses Macs

  • The cool "waah" sound at startup.

  • 40 viruses, not 38000.

  • No one says "I work on a Mac at the office but I have a PC at home because

  • it's so much fun to use.

  • -MacAddict

  • Star Wars Special Edition - made on a Mac

  • Star Wars Episode 1 - made on a Mac.

  • Babylon 5, Lost in Space, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek DS9, Star Trek's 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 & 9, Dark Skies, Xena: Warrier Princess, The X-Files, Goldeneye, Tommorow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough, Sliders, Contact, Mortal Combat, Men in Black, Spawn, Titanic, Herculies, AND LOADS LOADS MORE.

  • Bill Gates' mansion was designed on a Mac

  • If you have a paperclip, you can probably fix your Mac

  • Macs don't have the infamous Windows key to accidentally hit and throw you

  • out of your application into Windows, often causing the program to freeze

  • FREE speech recognition software (as opposed to the less sophisticated,

  • $300 system as offered by Microsoft)

  • The first Pentium commercials were done on (pre-Power PC!!) Macs since they

  • couldn't get PC's to perform at that speed.

  • Apple servers are about four times faster than Win NT 4.0 servers with

  • equivalent clock speed processors

  • Windows 95 requires illegal narcotics in order to enjoy it's graphical

  • interface.

  • None of those Internet Explorer "exploding desktop" bugs.

  • "DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and

  • millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million

  • machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that

  • cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not

  • denote a higher life form."

  • -New York Times, November 26, 1991

  • Built-in sound, with no need to install, configure, or troubleshoot a "SoundWhacker" card.

  • Long file names on CD-ROMs (Windows CD-ROMs use the ISO 9660 format which is limited to eight character file names, even with Windows 95.)

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