Dial 911 immediately.
Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
You mean there's something else to do?
Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
Work.
Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
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