If Bill Gates were to build cars...

• Owner's handbooks would have over 1300 pages and weigh over 3 pounds.
• Certain features would be unavailable on test drives (e.g. speeds exceeding 20Km/h, reverse gear, heater, etc).
• Guarantees would disclaim all promises that the cars were usable for travel.
• Opening the car door for the first time would signal acceptance of the guarantee terms.
• There would be a special "General car fault" indicator on the dash board.
• The car could only drive 5% of the roads, 10% of the time, without crashing.
• The steering wheel would have to be reinstalled every ten months.

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